Humorous Funny 50th Birthday Slogans

Now if only the senility hadn t wiped it all away.

Humorous funny 50th birthday slogans.

The older you get the more it costs. Fun is like life insurance. Do not worry about avoiding temptation. The only difference is i m not into all that freakin cirque de soleil stuff because i m as flexible as a two by four with as much stamina as an emphysema patient on oxygen.

I m aiming by the time i m fifty to stop being an adolescent. Funny 50th birthday quotes group 3. You ve accumulated the knowledge of 50 years on this planet. As you grow older it will avoid you.

Funny birthday sayings. Franklin pierce adams. Middle age is when a man has got a handle on life and life has put handles on his waist anon. Old age is like underwear.

Funny 50th birthday sayings. Wendy cope middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. Happy 20th anniversary of your 30th birthday. Feb 5 2019 explore ann braunack s board funny 50th birthday quotes on pinterest.

Bob hope sex is as good at 50 as it was at 20. This is the salt and pepper style that makes you look charming turning 50. Nothing is more responsible for the good old days than a bad memory. Teasing about middle age is almost mandatory at 50 and these following quotes are gentle but funny and sure to bring a laugh.

It creeps up on you anon. See more ideas about birthday quotes birthday humor 50th birthday quotes. Funny birthday wishes for men there is a silver lining on your head on the dark clouds of your hair. Let s crack open a bottle of prune juice.